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it’s the 8th month
I cracked the code
October is the 10th month though
It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus
we should totally just stab caesar
somehow we always get here
“What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind of the baby you’re considering aborting?”
what if the cure for cancer would have eventually developed inside the mind of a teenage girl who made a mistake and was forced to drop out of school and never receive an education in order to raise a child she did not want.
“hey I got an idea let’s cure cancer by making a shit ton of babies and seeing which one of them figures it out”
Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious
oh my god i thought spongebob was lying holy shit
are you feeling it now mr krabs?
Rebloggable upon request
Can we all take some time to appreciate Alex Hirsch’s twitter?
App of the Day: Icelanders Can Bump Phones to Make Sure They Aren’t Related Before Sex
Are you terrified of love stories in Greek mythology? If you ever need to do a background check on your date to make sure he or she is not your distant cousin, well, there’s an app for that. Software engineers in Iceland have scraped publicly available genealogy data to create ÍslendigaApp, a mobile Android app which allows its users to bump their phones together to check if they are blood-related before making any traumatic mistake. When a match is too close, the device will sound off an “inc*st alarm,” notifying the two users that they should probably keep their clothes on.
Tumblr traffic light
Friendly reminder to have breaks when tumbling
be safe kids
I literally waited for it to turn before reblogging.
Did anyone else get a little excited to keep tumbling when the light turned yellow
I waited for the light to turn green before I kept on blogging.